As you know, I receive hundreds of emails, snail-mails, voice-mails, and pigeon-mails everyday, and without any Assistant, I just couldn't read all the mails in a timely manner, let alone responding to my fans. But yesterday, I read an email from KangarooBabe1998@Hotmail.com and it was what she attached, not what she wrote, that caused me some concerns:
Dearest Addison,
I want you to know that you are always in my heart no matter how far apart we are. I understand you have a very busy schedule, and that must be the only reason why you never wrote back to me, despite the 23 emails that I wrote to you since the beginning of this year. But that's okay, my love for you will never change. I've tried to forget you but when I look around the boys down here in Down Under, nothing can compare to you. Your are truly THE ONLY fish in the pond; THE ONE tree in the forest!
Yesterday, when I went outside to pick-up the mails for my Dad, I almost thought that you had sent me an autographed post-card. But when I looked closer, I should have known that I am never that lucky! Instead, it seemed to me that someone has taken one of your standard-handsome-and-good-looking picture and tried to use it to catch some more girls' attention around here. I really don't know what that person was thinking... not that I know what Real Estate means especially when it is written in Japanese, but every girls at school is already crazy about you. You don't need anymore advertising here, for sure!
I've attached those flyers in this email for you to see... that you are still just as good looking as usual even when you(r pictures) have traveled around the world. Don't worry, I've kept those flyers safely under my pillow. I will not let my parents separate us!
Forever Yours,
Kangaroo Babe (KGB)
Here are the flyers... (Click on images to enlarge)
So after I printed out these flyers and sat Mommy and Daddy down for an emergency family meeting, I was shocked to learn that they knew about this all along! "What do you mean you forgot to tell me, Dad?"
Apparently, I guess, Daddy has been managing my Image Rights, and authorized Grand-Aunt May in Australia to use my picture for their Real Estate business flyers. I immediately asked if Grand-Aunt May needs me to autograph a few flyers for their first 100 customers, but Daddy said I should wait till I can hold a writing instrument properly first.
Grand-Aunt May, since you saw those football practice pictures, you must read my blog! The Offer still stands! Just send me an email if you need my autograph, or any other help!
2 comments:
Dear addison,
Your pulling power is exceeding your British counter part David... Bec what???? After your little sister joins the elite group I and grand uncle George will invite you , your sister and the Proud Parents of the star come to visit us. We will offer as much as Paris Hil??? got when she comes down under to sign the autograph promoting the drinks. We are looking forward for that day. I think Prince William may have to change the wedding date to prevent
low turnout. It is addison mania
1) Is Prince William getting married?
2) I think Australia is bidding to host the 2018 World Cup. If Mommy and Daddy don't want to take me there, I will! Hong Kong will be using me to lobby for hosting 2030 World Cup.
Anyway, thanks for the offer!
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