I Turned 21 Today!

I turned 21 (months old) today and the only drink that I was allowed to have is multiple Virgin Apple Martini, no rocks, in a plastic cup.  It did come with a straw for stirring, but I rather use it for suck-and-drink. 

Where are my presents, people?  Without presents, I had nothing to do, but to drink.  Now I know why some Adults are addicted to Apple Juice when they are sad. 

Now, let’s talk about this picture above.  (Could you stop starring at that picture!!?)  There are a few people around town who are authorized to take photography of me.  Yes, just like the President of the United States, I have dedicated photographers.  One of my authorized Photographer is Uncle Joseph, and during his last visit, he took this picture of me.  While he is an experienced photographer (come one, look at this piece of work of art above!), he wasn’t as experienced in dealing with high profile models.  In this case, I’m referring to nobody other than Myself.  What happened was, before I had a chance to post this picture on my blog, he took the liberty to post this picture on his account in this website called Facebutt or something.  Once this picture was posted, within minutes, the traffic to Uncle Joseph’s account was so huge that it brought down Facebutt, and subsequently Twitter.  (You can read all about it here.)  Unlike Facebutt or Twitter, my Blog is designed to handle the demand of a high profile public figure.  So for the good of others, please stop hitting other unauthorized sites for pictures and/or videos of me.  Why deny other Users’ access to other sites, when all you want is to see the latest pictures of me?  For official pictures, always stay with AddisonBChan.com!

Oh, while you’re on Uncle Joseph’s Facebutt page, please add him as your Friend.  I’m sure Auntie Annie will appreciate all you teenage girls adding Uncle Joseph as your friend!  Thanks for your participation!