I don't understand! After Mommy read this book, my pre-sleep routine last night has changed drastically... for the worse! Where is everybody? I am not used to falling asleep in the dark, by myself, with no one around. And if I cry and scream (out of fear, and for help, of course), their response time is slow! Slow like... every 15 to 20 minutes!!? No, I don't have a watch, but I just know! But you know what, I didn't think about giving up screaming and crying. Therefore, I didn't stop. This morning when I woke up, I lost my voice! And Mommy and Daddy were like... "Oh, poor baby!" You know what!? If you 2 really care about me so much, why did you left me all alone, by myself, in my room, and let me cried for an hour last night?
Apparently, Chloe's Mom recommended this stupid book (see below) to my parents, and after reading this stupid book (written by Dr. Richard Ferber), Mommy and Daddy decided to start this new pre-sleeping routine! Last time I checked, when Dr. Ferber was at my age, he hasn't received his M.D. degree yet, let alone writing! So how in the world would Dr. Ferber knows what/how I was feeling when I screamed at night. I think Dr. Ferber just doesn't like babies/kids. Or maybe he, himself, has some kind of sleeping problem that he couldn't deal with, and he decided to write a book and take it out onto millions of cute looking babies, like me!
This is not fair! Come on, look at these pictures! Do I look like I have a sleeping problem?
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