Welcome! Hello!? Where am I?

Wow! Finally! Those contractions in Mom's tummy really hurts! It kept squeezing me and squeezing me, forcing me to go nowhere, but downward. Hello? Don't they know that I am not ready to move yet? And when they found out that I have out-smart modern medication, they decided cut open my Mommy's belly and yank me out! How rude! It was freezing cold out there, and cozy and warm inside Mommy's belly. I don't understand why they want to pull me out so soon!?

Yup! That's my finger! I thought it would be fun to play a trick on the Doctors and Nurses by hiding my other 4 fingers, to make them think that I was born with only 1 middle finger. But the Doctors and Nurses seemed to be very offended when I played this trick on them. You know... they really need to chill! Otherwise, I'm going to tell Daddy how hard they were pulling my head when they were trying to yank me out of Mommy's tummy.

Anyway, this is my first post to this blog. Please let me take this opportunity to say 'Hello!' to everyone! And thanks for reading my blog.